kung fu hustle
no movie has ever made me laugh my pillow off the bed at 4am in the morning.
kung fu hustle is good stuff man. i love the way the axe gang boss dances in the opening act. cool man. i wish i could dance like him. i wish i could kung fu hustle.
coz then i'd have the skills to whack the guy who tried to steal my bike the other time. saw him today at the coffeeshop, sitting at the next table beside me.
OBVIOUSLY he recognized me as the one who humiliated him infront of a 4 year old cute little girl (oh give me some credit ok? im quite good rattling off vulgarities to a mat). he chickened out of the table less than 5 mins after i recognized him.
of course he must have seen me telling shukri and shafi the whole story. i think shafi scared him off.
funny thing was, he walked away with a limp. i hope he fell down on another stolen bike and broke his balls into two and has a metal pole stuck in his body that it hurts so much he cant feel it after the accident and when he dies of a freak elavator accident, doctors make him a specimen of someone who lived his life not knowing there was a metal pole sticking up his arse.
other than that, kung fu hustle was funnnny. though now i cant really remember why, but i just found it funny. the knife, the snake(i think its chinese), the dumb barber who shows off his white bum and looks irritatingly freakish neat and has the i-want-to-kick-your-face look, the irritating left-hand of brother sum,the nerdy four-eyed-gold-spectacle-wearing-guy and everyone else and the fairy with his red underwear.
good day.
kung fu hustle is good stuff man. i love the way the axe gang boss dances in the opening act. cool man. i wish i could dance like him. i wish i could kung fu hustle.
coz then i'd have the skills to whack the guy who tried to steal my bike the other time. saw him today at the coffeeshop, sitting at the next table beside me.
OBVIOUSLY he recognized me as the one who humiliated him infront of a 4 year old cute little girl (oh give me some credit ok? im quite good rattling off vulgarities to a mat). he chickened out of the table less than 5 mins after i recognized him.
of course he must have seen me telling shukri and shafi the whole story. i think shafi scared him off.
funny thing was, he walked away with a limp. i hope he fell down on another stolen bike and broke his balls into two and has a metal pole stuck in his body that it hurts so much he cant feel it after the accident and when he dies of a freak elavator accident, doctors make him a specimen of someone who lived his life not knowing there was a metal pole sticking up his arse.
other than that, kung fu hustle was funnnny. though now i cant really remember why, but i just found it funny. the knife, the snake(i think its chinese), the dumb barber who shows off his white bum and looks irritatingly freakish neat and has the i-want-to-kick-your-face look, the irritating left-hand of brother sum,the nerdy four-eyed-gold-spectacle-wearing-guy and everyone else and the fairy with his red underwear.
good day.
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