horrors of our public transport system.
i will forever be hooked on barry manilow's "can't smile without you". the song's very.., positive.
but this has nothing to do with what im gonna talk about today.
so, i consider myself as a regular train-rider/bus-sitter after 1 week of schooling on the opposite end of singapore. and when my music dies or i just feel lethargic, i tend to notice more about the people around me. whether they have unzipped zippers or funny shoe laces.
like today, on the way to school, there was a couple who's both zippers were halfway down. god knows what they were doing before riding the train. different kind of riding possibly. anyways, i also saw a girl with hair so long, she could be singapore's next rapunzel for all we know. hair all the way down to her waist. and she looked as if the length of hair had no weight on them. if only she would braid or make it into dreadlocks. coool.. noo. locks that long would look pretty disgusting i think.
but the most disgusting person i've ever seen on a train would be some pretty big sized chinese guy. i seriously thought he just came back from rugby training with the plastic bag he was carrying and the whole coke pet bottle he was drinking from. but when i noticed his fingers going through his ass crack and back up to his nose, i couldnt help but stare at him. he fingers himself enough time to disgust everyone around him. i said to the guy infront of me, "unbelievable no?" . the guy had the not-so-fortunate fortune of standing beside the itchy-arse maniac, who once in a while juts his butt so far out while fingering himself that i only needed to kick only so hard to give him a lifetime supply of bouts of constipation.
i swear the only thing stopping him from moaning and going into a state of orgasm was his now-very-thin layer of basketball shorts. from raffles to simei, he was either trying to get his 7day old shit(i mean this literally) out of his system unsucessfully or when he got a seat for a few stations, peeling his feet. and his sole was so dirty i bet that part of his feet hadn't touched H2O for weeks. and after peeling, he just threw his skin all over around him. so much that the aunty beside him walked off. he made faces to a kid. seriously...!! i'd give him a second look if he ever looked at me funnily(eh, he has a very big body ok.. like moses lim 7 sizes smaller) . i've dedicated 2 paragraphs on him. thats long enough.. such disgustingigation.
now, moving on. on the bus, it is very inconsiderate to eat., no, it is ok to eat, but when you bring in some freshly fried chicken or duck or pork or pirated chicked(vegetarians would have tasted this i guess) and eat openly. its like, as good as eating durian on board ok. the stench is, unbearable to some. i have no qualms telling of anyone of you eating smelly food on bus, because most probably, long after you're gone, the sick smell would linger on. not very considerate la ok.
i no longer have class on fridays, so yippeee!. can go friday prayers. =p.
but this has nothing to do with what im gonna talk about today.
so, i consider myself as a regular train-rider/bus-sitter after 1 week of schooling on the opposite end of singapore. and when my music dies or i just feel lethargic, i tend to notice more about the people around me. whether they have unzipped zippers or funny shoe laces.
like today, on the way to school, there was a couple who's both zippers were halfway down. god knows what they were doing before riding the train. different kind of riding possibly. anyways, i also saw a girl with hair so long, she could be singapore's next rapunzel for all we know. hair all the way down to her waist. and she looked as if the length of hair had no weight on them. if only she would braid or make it into dreadlocks. coool.. noo. locks that long would look pretty disgusting i think.
but the most disgusting person i've ever seen on a train would be some pretty big sized chinese guy. i seriously thought he just came back from rugby training with the plastic bag he was carrying and the whole coke pet bottle he was drinking from. but when i noticed his fingers going through his ass crack and back up to his nose, i couldnt help but stare at him. he fingers himself enough time to disgust everyone around him. i said to the guy infront of me, "unbelievable no?" . the guy had the not-so-fortunate fortune of standing beside the itchy-arse maniac, who once in a while juts his butt so far out while fingering himself that i only needed to kick only so hard to give him a lifetime supply of bouts of constipation.
i swear the only thing stopping him from moaning and going into a state of orgasm was his now-very-thin layer of basketball shorts. from raffles to simei, he was either trying to get his 7day old shit(i mean this literally) out of his system unsucessfully or when he got a seat for a few stations, peeling his feet. and his sole was so dirty i bet that part of his feet hadn't touched H2O for weeks. and after peeling, he just threw his skin all over around him. so much that the aunty beside him walked off. he made faces to a kid. seriously...!! i'd give him a second look if he ever looked at me funnily(eh, he has a very big body ok.. like moses lim 7 sizes smaller) . i've dedicated 2 paragraphs on him. thats long enough.. such disgustingigation.
now, moving on. on the bus, it is very inconsiderate to eat., no, it is ok to eat, but when you bring in some freshly fried chicken or duck or pork or pirated chicked(vegetarians would have tasted this i guess) and eat openly. its like, as good as eating durian on board ok. the stench is, unbearable to some. i have no qualms telling of anyone of you eating smelly food on bus, because most probably, long after you're gone, the sick smell would linger on. not very considerate la ok.
i no longer have class on fridays, so yippeee!. can go friday prayers. =p.
28 May, 2005 00:00.OMG! ewww! damn sick!
28 May, 2005 00:20.
i seriously hope i wont be writing anything like this anymore. haha. that was very traumatizing man..
i can still picture him just fingering like it was some never-ending pit he's digging. AND worse still, HE makes no point to hide the fact that he's sniffing he's finger after the very pleasurable sniff.
new ways to get high. dont try this in public kids.
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