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bones sinking like stones.

all of us are done for

makcik@thegym. part II.

today i had a small conversation with the makcik@thegym.



makcik : eh!!!! never go to school is it?!?!!???!?!??!???!!!!!!

shafi : (something something something.)

me: cik tak skola? (cik never go to school is it?)

makcik : oh yeaaa, going going. i have an exam later (in malay la.)

me: ohh. serious? (very monotoney reply.) ohh, its the exam period right?

makcik: ah ah! i might be sitting beside you in the exam hall.

me(thinking): when the hell did i signed up for "Olevels for old ladies with middle age crisis and an infatuation with gym going teens(i saw her chatting up various kiddies younger than me also.) " .. heck, i bet she got some gym subscription for free for signing up.

me(saying): abeh tak blaja? (then never study?)

makcik: ohhh , no need to study, my driving skills are good.. (at this point, i'm faking her conversations since i've forgotten most of it)

me(thinking)(made up): she can fit her bum in one seat?

makcik(thinking) : please please please go already ok young stud.

me(reading her mind) : ok! bye! see you!

makcik(really saying..): (some best wishes and ask me to keep fit and study hard)

makcik(thinking): if i ever see you again i'll get my teeny gang to gang up on you so you have to wait for hours to use the treadmill.

i am sure after this day, there shouldnt be anymore animated meetings between the two of us.. but since this is only part 2, there will be a part 3. will it be a new makcik? or will a pakcik come into the picture? and why are there more and more cheekopek ahpeks appearing at the gym nowadays?

all these, answered in part 3...
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