fair warning. you might find this confusing and i suggest wearing your anti-confusion glasses and earmuffs
firstly , i did a search and its actually julian casablancas. and i dont know if he's hot or not. maybe hotter than some footballers, but. mm
i wasted 2 hours on friday at some stooopid 2nd interview. remember that phone offer i had few weeks back. i wanted the admin position. but i think i truly impressed the boss and they wanted me to do sales/marketing instead. sidetrack, the director(or the boss,who was terribly young to be a director,22) was from ngee ann soo the interview went like this.
Me: hello, how are you(gives a very dry and firm handshake..ahh nice hands..)
her(regine): hello heykai? hei kay?
me: (fuck cant she read?) oh HAI KEL.
her: oh yes, you're from ngee ann? mcm? good school i heard
me: awhh, nah, they SAY its a good school
her: oh! it is! it is a good school. im from ngee ann too!
me: ahh?! waaaa! hahaha! goood goood! hehhhhhh.. hahaha (no kidding.)
me: so how long ago was that? what course?
her: oh some years back. life science
me: (life sciences huh.. then what the hell are you doing being in charge of training people. loser, but since you're that hot, give her that politician smile) *smile*. Ahhhh. ok
boring stuff...
the presenter took 2 and 1/2 fucking hours to present the crap. going from primary school level ppts to newspaper articles of little relations to the product, and finally , the product. MAGNETIC MATRESS LA DEY. who the hell are they kidding. call up a 17y.o kid to go ard telling people my daddy's age to buy magnetic matress. they'll ask if i have a girlfriend or not la. which i dont. hehehe.
seriously that 2 1/2 hours could do me some good like complete that stupid grammar test or soc psyc's journal. and soc psych(short for social psychology).. sounds terribly like some thai word. sok saik.
i feel very. poor. i owe so many people so many things. i have emails to be replied, millions of testimonials to give(if i say i'll write you one when im free or home or when i have the inspiration, you can go eat my shorts and i might give you one) and so many serials to download. how to catch up i ask you? how to catch upyou ask me? ohh, i asked you first, so you cant answer with a question. tsk tsk. but you can use some ketchup.
ahh, i like ketchup. only because i hate chilli sauce. i dont hate chilli. i just hate maggi's chilli sauce, same for mcdonalds' or kfc's or bk's. the smell of it makes me go.. ewwwey. and possibly because my aunt used to threaten to stuff chilli padi in my mouth and sew it up. she's very scareyyy. but i've grown to love her. still i blame my hatret for chilli sauce on her. i wonder what im missing out on when eating banana fritters.
im staying over at shaun's place tmr(today actually, but..ahh. another point comes up)
we'll side track..wait. this is the 2nd time im side tracking.. i never got back to my 1st point earlier. but. heck
i refer the time that happens after i wake up as a "tomorrow", so lets say its already past 12midnight of a day. i still refer the 12pm of that coming day as tmr. never as today. dont bother reading back if you didnt get it the 1st time, this is confusing. so shukri and shafi knows i hate confusing today and tmr after midnight. i dont like asking "so what are you guys gonna do later today" at 1am. i prefer"what you doing tmr". because i've not slept and woken up yet. so anything that happens after i wake up is tmr. other than that, its still today. it just happen that today, there's 26hours instead of 24.
say aye and raise your left toe if you didnt understand one bit, say aye and raise your arms if you didnt understand four bits.
to conclude, charity told me not to go for the 3rd interview since im wasting my time with magnets and get a job somewhere else. easy for her to say. id rather stay home make friends with the dude living under my bed(i've mentioned him to some of you).
and i wont need to wake up at 5.30 if i stay over at shaun's place and i might not meet up with you muji.. there goes my jacks..
i wasted 2 hours on friday at some stooopid 2nd interview. remember that phone offer i had few weeks back. i wanted the admin position. but i think i truly impressed the boss and they wanted me to do sales/marketing instead. sidetrack, the director(or the boss,who was terribly young to be a director,22) was from ngee ann soo the interview went like this.
Me: hello, how are you(gives a very dry and firm handshake..ahh nice hands..)
her(regine): hello heykai? hei kay?
me: (fuck cant she read?) oh HAI KEL.
her: oh yes, you're from ngee ann? mcm? good school i heard
me: awhh, nah, they SAY its a good school
her: oh! it is! it is a good school. im from ngee ann too!
me: ahh?! waaaa! hahaha! goood goood! hehhhhhh.. hahaha (no kidding.)
me: so how long ago was that? what course?
her: oh some years back. life science
me: (life sciences huh.. then what the hell are you doing being in charge of training people. loser, but since you're that hot, give her that politician smile) *smile*. Ahhhh. ok
boring stuff...
the presenter took 2 and 1/2 fucking hours to present the crap. going from primary school level ppts to newspaper articles of little relations to the product, and finally , the product. MAGNETIC MATRESS LA DEY. who the hell are they kidding. call up a 17y.o kid to go ard telling people my daddy's age to buy magnetic matress. they'll ask if i have a girlfriend or not la. which i dont. hehehe.
seriously that 2 1/2 hours could do me some good like complete that stupid grammar test or soc psyc's journal. and soc psych(short for social psychology).. sounds terribly like some thai word. sok saik.
i feel very. poor. i owe so many people so many things. i have emails to be replied, millions of testimonials to give(if i say i'll write you one when im free or home or when i have the inspiration, you can go eat my shorts and i might give you one) and so many serials to download. how to catch up i ask you? how to catch upyou ask me? ohh, i asked you first, so you cant answer with a question. tsk tsk. but you can use some ketchup.
ahh, i like ketchup. only because i hate chilli sauce. i dont hate chilli. i just hate maggi's chilli sauce, same for mcdonalds' or kfc's or bk's. the smell of it makes me go.. ewwwey. and possibly because my aunt used to threaten to stuff chilli padi in my mouth and sew it up. she's very scareyyy. but i've grown to love her. still i blame my hatret for chilli sauce on her. i wonder what im missing out on when eating banana fritters.
im staying over at shaun's place tmr(today actually, but..ahh. another point comes up)
we'll side track..wait. this is the 2nd time im side tracking.. i never got back to my 1st point earlier. but. heck
i refer the time that happens after i wake up as a "tomorrow", so lets say its already past 12midnight of a day. i still refer the 12pm of that coming day as tmr. never as today. dont bother reading back if you didnt get it the 1st time, this is confusing. so shukri and shafi knows i hate confusing today and tmr after midnight. i dont like asking "so what are you guys gonna do later today" at 1am. i prefer"what you doing tmr". because i've not slept and woken up yet. so anything that happens after i wake up is tmr. other than that, its still today. it just happen that today, there's 26hours instead of 24.
say aye and raise your left toe if you didnt understand one bit, say aye and raise your arms if you didnt understand four bits.
to conclude, charity told me not to go for the 3rd interview since im wasting my time with magnets and get a job somewhere else. easy for her to say. id rather stay home make friends with the dude living under my bed(i've mentioned him to some of you).
and i wont need to wake up at 5.30 if i stay over at shaun's place and i might not meet up with you muji.. there goes my jacks..
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12 June, 2005 10:24.i understood that paragraph completely.
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