bones sinking like stones.

when i was younger, there was once i was feeling very bored. but still young and not exposed to the fun stuff that the internet is, i decided to play a prank on my brother.

when he went off to bathe, i quickly sneaked into his room and hid in his closet with the TV remote in my hand. i remember waiting like an idiot in his stuffy closet. i was giggling uncontrollably la.. *giggles uncontrollably* so when he finally came in the room clad in his towel(which was white) i peered open the door and switched on the tele.

true enough he went over to the tv set and just sat there, watching the tele thinking some show wld appear and tell him how to be a billionaire in 2 easy steps. ya la, so i kept changing the channels in a cool manner any 10 year old kid can do. then he really got freaked out and switched off the power button.

i came out of the closet and ran for my room. that day, i met bob, the guy i keep talking about who stays below my bed. oh, he's still with me, he takes care of my old sneakers and some bottles of ice lemon tea used from tea making session a few weeks ago.

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there's one thing that is starting to get to me. slowly, but surely, these guys have to watch where they drop their pubic hair la. whenever i visit the loo i have to choose between the wettest urinal or the least pubic-hair-infested urinal. it really is a tough choice. dont let me start on the small cubicles now. they're just as bad.

i may have mentioned this before, but the worst toilet to visit wld be the Chinatown train station. the moment i took a breath, i dashed for the door behind me. rabak la bebb.

anyway, seriously. i might just decide to hold on to my pee-pee if the length of that one single pubic hair sticking at the sides of the urinal ever gets to me. one day it will, and i really might have to go back to peeing by the bushes.

i wonder if the women's secret hiding place suffers from the same ... invasion.

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i realise that i have been having assessments since day 8 of school(which was speech communication's assessed speech) and i wont be having common tests like the rest of the school. please correct me if im wrong la. but if you do correct me, means we have more tests to cope with.

i need a break. we all do. friday friday friday. that's 3 more days.
was it 'much more inside' by electrico? i've been trying to figure out.

see you!

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